The Problem with Blogs

OK, I have come to the very harsh realization that blogs need to somehow be regulated. Not just any average Joe should be allowed to have one. Why do I say this? Well, to have a good blog (noun) you must actually blog (verb.) To be able to blog, you must have interesting and /or witty things to share.
See, there needs to be a blog licensing board that determines who does and does not have enough entertaining experiences to share with the masses. If that were the case I would have never been issued a blog license. This blog would have never come about. My sister who, by the way, does not have a blog, would stop harassing me on Facebook to update the damn thing. And I think the world, in general, would be a much happier place!